I’m bloody inarticulate sometimes.

Don’t ever tell my friends.
I make their ears bleed, I talk so much at them.
Even through films.
Even through the really important bits – like the beginning, the middle and the end.
And I clap – but that’s another story: just don’t ever take me to the cinema if you want to avoid complete embarrassment.
I’m Australian too, so I shout across vast spaces – british rooms just aren’t big enough.
Don’t give me a phone – it goes to my ear and the volume goes up!
Bugger me, I’ve done it again….got all verbose…
A buggrit – it made me laugh out loud writing it.
Hope it made you laugh out loud reading it.

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